Dear Diary,

Being rich is fun. Sam bought me a house today. Might let him smash.

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“Just got back from Bahamas. Tan almost everywhere. Sam almost everywhere. Hee hee. Oh, diary, what a week. I had sex with my boss. I don’t know if it’s going to go anywhere. Sam was very specific ‘that this is not going anywhere.’ That it was a one-time mistake. But we had sex six times, so you tell me. I am definitely feeling very eerie.”

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